an incomplete collection of tweets i consider to be short poems
i have some too
Anonymous asked:
Yes and definitely dirk/jake or dirkjake. I would give you my blood (not my first born, sorry, I'm pretty attached to him)
my top surgery headcanon for Dirk is one tit got sliced off during a rad ass monster fight and he lobbed the other one off to be even
everyones favorite NILF (Nun i’d like to fuck) lover and future chussy haver and her keychain/print design.
Not gonna lie I was so excited when I drew these because my main audience will always be myself and I am nothing if not obsessed with every redhead in a tense homoerotic relationship with their shorter goth enemy to lover
women are my favorite guy 😔
here’s the Harrow idea I came up with for keychains/prints. I’m hoping nothing gets messed up, and that I simplified enough for clarity.
Of course, there is a Gideon as well
so
i have this picture:
as my background for my desktop because obviously i do, HOWEVER. i love having tabs and programs open and therefore completely forgot that i changed it, so yesterday when I closed them all i got jump scared by some tits.
what a problem to have huh
blood is fine but if you don’t have any I’ll take some cool bones instead (I will not ask where they came from), no baby trading required. What I’ve decided to do is make two or three key chains for the three ships I have posted about (ie Dirk/Jake, Neil/Andrew, Gideon/Harrow) and do something like preorders to get an accurate estimate of how many to order so I don’t end up with a shit ton of keychains/stickers of my art. I’m pulling my punches and making the cannon version of the characters for a wider appeal, but if tig bitty angel Jake is in high enough demand he’ll probably be added too.
Anonymous asked:
Pls I'm obsessed with how you drew big Jake's tits, they're beautiful
When I first read this I thought you said ‘Jake’s big tits’, either way I too am obsessed with his boobs
ive been super obsessed with those Derse/Prospit royalty fics lately but i can’t stop thinking about Jake’s Prospit funeral, especially when comparing it to Jade’s thriving dream-self. Anyways, a comic about those two subjects featuring Halley because I think he should be in more things